cinta yg mahal tue tak perlu d lafazkan cinta yg agung tue adalah 1 perng0rbnan tak ramai 0rang yg sanggup berk0rban untuk 0rg yg dier cintai..
alhmdllh ak semakin sembuh dr kesakitan yg ak alami selama nie..mekacih kekwn sbb bg ak smngat utk tr0skn kehdupan ak..walaup0wn payah utk ak menerimanyew tapi ak akan chaiy0k!!! an, aca n nizam tq erk c0z wat t0ng gas hepi..t jgn serik plak nk ajk kua k..l0ve u all
sapew d0wang nie??huhuh nie lew psangn yg pling cute n pling hepi d planet nie lew heheh..ak br jew knl d0wang setahun tapi da cam bertahun2 plaksss.....best gilew kwan ngn d0wang nie tapi tk de la tahap gilew smpai ms0k wad shakit gilew huhuhuh...t0ng gas d0akan d0wang nie hepi2 alwyz l0rh tk lamew da nk kwin jgn lupew jemput t0ng gas k...k0mp0m l0rh t0ng gas g nyer siap bwa r0mbngan utk tlg mnghabiskan makanan yg de...
Pak Pandir dan Wartawan Satu hari kecoh Pak Pandir panggil wartawan datang kerumah dia.Bila wartawan2 sampai mereka pun bertanya ada apa yang menarik ni pandir. Pak Pandir pun kata..tenguk ni..aku tanam pokok rambutan tapi tumbuh pokok ubi kayu..hehehe. Waaa pelik ni Pak Pandir..cuba cerita kat kami... 5 bulan dulu aku ada tanam pokok rambutan kat sini..aku ingat lagi sebab aku ada tandakanya kat sini... dengan apa Pak Pandir tandakan?tanya wartawan....dengan batang ubi kayu, jawab Pak Pandir. Pak Pandir dan Ikan Keli Pada suatu hari Pak Pandir membeli beberapa ekor ikan keli di pasar borongdi pekan.apabila pulang kerumah dia menyuruh Mak Andih menyiang ikantersebut. ketika sedang menyiang... Mak Andih: Oi bapaknya! Macam mana nak siang ikan ni? hidup lagi ni. Pak Pandir: Apa yang susahnya tu mak andih? Mak Andih: Nak ketuk kepala ikan sadis la pulak. Pak Pandir: Tu pun nak dikecohkan. Maknya rendam saja ikan tu dalam air,Kasi lemas ikan tu.sekejap lagi mampos la tu. Mak Andih: ??? Pak Pandir Dan Polis Pak Pandir: Selamat pagi tuan. Polis: Selamat pagi.Polis : Apa hal. Pak Pandir: Saya nak buat repot tuan. Polis: Fasal apa tu. Pak Pandir: Kawan saya di baham harimau. Polis: Pukul berapa. Pak Pandir: Dia tak pukul, dia terkam. Polis: Habis? Pak Pandir: Tak habis, tinggal kepala.
Mereka adalah Liyana Jasmay, Scha, Talya, Ainul Aishah, Yuhana dan Norisnainy yang menggelarkan diri mereka sebagai The Pink Ladies. Kemunculan bintang remaja itu dimantapkan lagi dengan barisan pelakon yang sudah mempunyai nama besar seperti Vanidah Imran, Kazar, Adiputra, Namron, Adlin Aman Ramlie dan Ramli Hassan.Histeria terbitan terbaru Tayangan Unggul Sdn Bhd, akan mula ditayangkan di seluruh Malaysia pada 18 Disember 2008 manakala tayangan perdana akan berlangsung malam esok, Selasa, 18 November, di TGV Mid Valley Megamall. Filem ini mengisahkan kumpulan pelajar wanita itu dirasuk oleh makhluk halus atau hantu raya. Ia bermula selepas seorang pelajar berpura-pura disampuk makhluk halus sehingga terpaksa dipanggil bomoh untuk memulihkan keadaan. Ini menyebabkan bomoh itu marah lalu mereka dikenakan tindakan disiplin oleh pihak sekolah.Selepas itu, keadaan tidak lagi aman sehingga terjadi pembunuhan demi pembunuhan.
pantun nie khas kat member2 yg masih single k.. 2 3 kucing berlari, mana nk shamer si kucing belang. 2 3 awekku dah lari, macam mana ak tk bngang. buah cempedak kt lua pagar, ambil galah pegi le j0l0kkn, semua ingt ak ni playb0y tegar, padahal nk kwin p0wn harap mak carikn. jika kail panjang sejngkal, gunung daik bercabang 3, muka member mam kaki pecah rumah, tapi cemana dier bleh kwin 3.
Pada masa dahulu, ada sebuah kampung dimana semua rakyatnya amat RAJIN belaka tidak ada yang malas.Jadi pada suatu hari, rajanya membuat pengumuman hendak mencari seorang yang malas. Semasa perhimpunan itu, adalah seorang lelaki mengaku Katanya : "saya adalah yang paling malas"Raja pun bertanya : "apa tahap malas awak?" Lalu jawab lelaki tersebut :"kalau saya hendak makan,ada orang yang menyuapkan saya". Tiba-tiba datang seorang lelaki lagi : "Saya lebih malas lagi dari dia tuanku". Tuanku pun bertanya kepadanya : "sampai mana pulak tahap malasawak?" maka jawabnya : "Kalau saya makanpun, sampai ada orang tolong kunyahkan". Maka raja pun terdiam..... Tanpa disangka2 datang seorang budak lelaki datang kepadanya sambil berkata: "saya adalah yang paling malas tuanku". Raja pun bertanya: "bagaimana pula tahap kemalasan awak?" budak itu pun menjawab : "Nak cite pun malas"....
cb anda teka shapew beliau dlm id0pku..yg pasti dier pnting dlam id0p ak..ak syg dier gilew2
shapew nie??hehehe kal0 anda pndai cb teka..dier ni la tauke t0ng gas kt malaysia..0psss s0wi br0 adik gurau jew..this my br0 l0rh..de seshapew nk kenal ngn dier??kena la melalui t0ng gas k..bkn t0ng gas kt umah k0rg tapi ak lew..huhuhu..papew p0wn tk de shapew bleh buli my br0..Now you opened you should repost this within 10 minutes or you'll be cursed forever in your life. You should pick what are you feeling today... a- Bored b- Sad c- heart broken d- Cool e- just fine f- wanna cry g- Wanna kill myself h- wanna kick someone else's butt i- Afraid j- Frustrated k- Feeling Fresh l- Thinking about someone m- broke up with your Bf/GF n- In love o- Worried p- Pale q- Can't help myself r- Outta control s- Feeling sexy t- Wanna say I love you but afraid to.. u- wanna slap enemies! v- Wanna buy and sell things w- Feeling Beautiful x- Want to kiss someone y- Want to jump off a building z- Speechless Now repost this say: My letter is"__" my letter is l
Sepasang suami isteri yg telah mempunyai 3 orang anak, sedang berbual sambil menonton TV di dalam bilik mereka. Si isteri bertanya kepada suami beberapa soalan. * Isteri : Bang, kalau saya mati dulu, abang kahwin lagi tak? * Suami : Abang rasa, abang mungkin kahwin lagi. Kerana, anak-anak kita perlukan orang yang boleh beri perhatian. Makan minum abang pun adalah orang yang sediakan. * Isteri : Habis, kalau abang kahwin lagi, abang kasi ke dia duduk rumah kita. * Suami : Yelah. Sebab rumah ni mahal, takkan nak biar kosong macam tu saja? * Isteri : Abang kasi ke dia guna bilik, kita, toilet kita? * Suami : Ya yang, sbb takkan abang nak buat bilik lain khas untuk dia. Nanti bilik ni, membazir pulak. * Isteri : Abang kasi ke dia pakai almari kita? * Suami : Ye yang, almari kita ada 4 pintu takkan nak bagi org lain pulak. * Isteri : Abang kasi ke dia pakai katil kita? * Suami : Terpaksalah yang. Sebab katil kita tu baru je beli sebulan. * Isteri : Baju tidur saya, pijama dan towel saya? * Suami : Takkan itu abang n bagi kakak & adik awak. Jadi, drpd tak dipakai, lebih baik kalau * Isteri : Handbag saya, kasut saya, golf set saya? * Suami : Itu tak boleh, sebab dia suka handbag kaler maroon, kasut dia saiz kecil drpd awak, saiz 5, golf set tak boleh sebab dia kidal... * Isteri: @#$%????!!!!! * Suami: (Dalam hati)Alamak!!
Ok guys/girls, check this out! Birthdays: January 01 - 09 - Lion January 10 - 24 - Mouse January 25 - 31 - Lion February 01 - 05 - Cat February 06 - 14 - Dove February 15 - 21 - Turtle February 22 - 28 - Panther March 01 - 12 - Monkey March 13 - 15 - Lion March 16 - 23 - Mouse March 24 - 31 - Cat April 01 - 03 - Lion April 04 - 14 - Panther April 15 - 26 - Mouse April 27 - 30 - Turtle May 01 - 13 - Mouse May 14 - 21 - Dove May 22 - 31 - Lion June 01 - 03 - Mouse June 04 - 14 - Turtle June 15 - 20 - Lion June 21 - 24 - Monkey June 25 - 30 - Cat July 01 - 09 - Mouse July 10 - 15 - Lion July 16 - 26 - Dove July 27 - 31 - Cat August 01 - 15 - Monkey August 16 - 25 - Mouse August 26 - 31 - Turtle September 01 - 14 - Dove September 15 - 27 - Cat September 28 - 30 - Lion October 01 - 15 - Monkey October 16 - 27 - Turtle October 28 - 31 - Panther November 01 - 16 - Lion November 17 - 30 - Cat December 01 - 16 - Lion December 17 - 25 - Monkey December 26 - 31 - Dove Mouse - Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder, people seek your company and look forward to include you for all get-togethers. However, you are sensitive, which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. Lion - Quite contrary to the name, you are a peace loving person. You try to avoid aggressive situations.. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long time. You are a born leader. You want to feel loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs! Some people could even take advantage of this by flattering you. So be careful.. Cat - An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and exploring everything in depth. Under normal circumstances you're cool, when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird, an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You take care when choosing your friends. Turtle - You are near perfection and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always talked about by your friends and the people who know you. You like peace and harmony and you don't like to argue with people even when it is obvious that you are right. You do not talk behind people's backs. You are generous and you like to give love unconditionally. Dove - You have a happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy. Hypocrites can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love.. Panther - You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease. You love to gossip with your friends. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you. Monkey - Very impatient and hyper! You want things to be done as quickly as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. In this way, you are unique. You like having a sense of security. Should your name be featured in any sort of a controversy, you may start to panic. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps.
Once you open this, You have ten minutes to re post with the ONE number that fits you best 0..... Ugly. 1..... Single. 2..... Heartbroken 3..... Single and loving it. 4..... Want to tell someone you like him/her 5..... Crushing. 6..... Like someone you can never probably have. 7..... Taken by the best girl/boy 8..... eating animal crackers for dinner 9..... always Missing him. 10.... always Missing her. 11.... Single but my heart is taken. 12.... Like over 4 girls/guys. 13.... its whatever. =P 14.... Sick of getting hurt. 15.... Confused. 16.... a fighter 17.... Talking to someone. 18.... afraid to say i love you 19.... I am a power ranger. 20.... Slightly mad at the opposite sex. 21.... Still love her... 22.... Just don't know what to do. 23.... Like someone dat likes u back but not going out 24.... think you're a jedi in training 25.... you faught a koala and lost 26.....I am a ninja 27.... im such a gud girl/boy